Ugh...

I fell asleep at 3AM, woke up at 6AM, now it's 6:48AM and I feel half-a-loaf of shit. I haven't blogged in a while, but neither has this guy. Everyone should bug him for more posts, I know I want to read more, and if you don't then I got two words for ya... I understand his plight, though, 'zines are way cooler than blogs FOR REAL. Which reminds me, Abasement #2 coming relatively soon (if you never got #1, e-mail me or some shit).

Die Hard Movers is moving and grooving. My voicemail message says as much.

There was a meeting today about me becoming a movie star. Everyone be on the lookout for Mad Minds, Right Idea and other Clevo merch to be up on the silver screen one of these days.

Now... back to sleep? Eat? Get paid to participate in democracy? Whatever I do, I will have this stuck in my head:



... PRAY FOR A WAY OUT!!!

Gotta Calm Down

You know what the fuck I'm eating right now? Rice with hot dog chunks and some hot sauce. You know why the fuck I'm eating this horrible concoction? Because my idiot, redneck boss is refusing to pay me. You know WHY? 'Cuz I'm too PRETTY.

I've been flying into vicious internal rages intermittently the last few days, rages which are not quelled by punching the wall, not calmed by jerking off, not appeased by cigarettes, nay, the only thing that has calmed me down has been the best movie soundtrack EVER:



... Gets me every time.

If any of you have been wondering where the fuck I've been blog-wise, well... I've been chasing down the above-mentioned inbred motherfucker. I've also been helping to assemble the super-bad-ass Mad Minds record release cover set which will no doubt get me some after the show up in the Rockstar.

What else... oh yeah, Shaun and I have a few ventures going on:

We're starting our own moving company, it'll be called Die Hard Movers "Movers With Integrity". Other names that were considered: Moving Replaced By Revenge, Movario Stomp, One Move Crew...

We've also written a zine which will set minds on fire as soon as we get some money to use and abuse some copy machines and staplers.

You've been warned.